Product, travel, food, and other reviews. Brutally honest. For all walks.

The Square Reviews Team

Picture of The Square Reviews Team
TSRs Team is managed and published by Editor in Chief John Petrolino. Petrolino, a veteran award-winning writer, built TSRs to deliver apolitical, non-sectarian, and brutally honest reviews of products, food, travel, and experiences. The "team" consists of Petrolino and contributors without individual bylines/profiles.

Great Wolf Lodge Pocono Mountains Review – Scotrun, Pa.

Our Great Wolf Lodge Poconos, in Scotrun, Pa. review. Take a peek into one of the coolest indoor water parks we’ve visited. Learn about the offerings in and out of the water park area that’ll keep your family entertained during your stay. Water slides, MagiQuest, Ten Paw Bowling, and more!

Read More »

ExtraCarry® Magazine ‘Pouch’ Review

The ExtraCarry® magazine pouch is an option for helping concealed carriers keep an extra magazine on hand. We review this neat option that expands your capacity. Perfect for compact and subcompact designed pistols with a multitude of made and model options. Made in the U.S. and limited lifetime warranty.

Read More »

Tulster Profile Inside the Waistband Holster Review

We review the Tuslter Profile inside the waistband Kydex holster. Fit for appendix carry or conventional on the hip. Made in the U.S., with a lifetime warranty, the Profile is suitable for everyday carry. Dive into our impressions after actively using the Profile for several months of concealed carry.

Read More »

Titan Survival SurvivorCord® Paracord Review

Titan Survival SurvivorCord® is a 550 paracord, but with more. The cord houses three special strands consisting of copper wire, fishing line, and waxed jute. We review this cord and give a full run-down. Perfect to have on hand for those “just in case” moments in the bush and elsewhere.

Read More »

Streamlight Stylus Pro AAA Penlight Review

The Streamlight Stylus Pro flashlight is an affordable must have for those who value flashlight options. Our review of the AAA penlight talks about experiences we had with using the 100 lumen LED light as an everyday carry for over a year. Easy to carry in a pocket or purse!

Read More »

Interview: Harold Heydt, Inventor of CigarMinder®

This interview with Harold Heydt, the inventor of a cool cigar holding device called the CigarMinder®, talks about the company’s 25+ years history. Heydt tells TSRs about a cigar accident that led to the creation of this versatile must-have for cigar smokers. The mind behind the CigarMinder®, Mr. Harold Heydt.

Read More »

Powertac M5 Gen 2 High Lumen Rechargeable Flashlight Review

This review of the Powertac M5 Gen two 2030 lumen ultra bright flashlight covers all the bases. The powerful everyday carry M5 delivers in many ways and is able to be recharged externally via a proprietary charger. M5’s use 18650 batteries that can also be charged in any compatible charger.

Read More »

Interview: Ken Ham, Founder of the Ark Encounter

Read our Q and A interview with Ken Ham, the Ark Encounter mastermind, and founder of Answers in Genesis-US. We explore some of the many facets of visiting a creation-type museum and how to approach such locations based on one’s own beliefs. We discuss “truth” and what it may mean.

Read More »

TACAMO® Solar Power Bank Portable Charger Review

If you live an active lifestyle this review of the TACAMO® portable solar power pack is worth a gander. With all kinds of auxiliary power options available for those on the go, how do you decide? Learn about the TACAMO® battery pack, and what to expect if you buy one.

Read More »

The Ark Encounter Review – Williamstown, Ky.

We visited the Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky and share our experiences here. Read about the life-size construction of Noah’s Ark, and about what you may learn during your visit. Find out more about the project, layout, and what to expect in our review of this biblical theme park location.

Read More »

CigarMinder® Cigar Clip – All Purpose Cigar Holder Review

Review of CigarMinder®, a device that allows cigar smokers to set down their cigars without fear. This clip allows users to clip their cigar securely and clamp it to something sturdy. Great for use while golfing, camping, fishing, or other activities where cigar lovers might be puffing on the go.

Read More »

The World’s Largest McDonald’s Review – Orlando, Fla.

Ever heard about the world’s largest McDonald’s in Orlando, Florida? There are videos showing the unique location, known as an “entertainment McDonald’s,” and they may entice you to visit it. Read our thoughts – the highs and the many places where they fell short. Spoiler alert, it’s just not all that.

Read More »

Great Wolf Lodge Pocono Mountains Review – Scotrun, Pa.

Our Great Wolf Lodge Poconos, in Scotrun, Pa. review. Take a peek into one of the coolest indoor water parks we’ve visited. Learn about the offerings in and out of the water park area that’ll keep your family entertained during your stay. Water slides, MagiQuest, Ten Paw Bowling, and more!

Read More »

ExtraCarry® Magazine ‘Pouch’ Review

The ExtraCarry® magazine pouch is an option for helping concealed carriers keep an extra magazine on hand. We review this neat option that expands your capacity. Perfect for compact and subcompact designed pistols with a multitude of made and model options. Made in the U.S. and limited lifetime warranty.

Read More »

Tulster Profile Inside the Waistband Holster Review

We review the Tuslter Profile inside the waistband Kydex holster. Fit for appendix carry or conventional on the hip. Made in the U.S., with a lifetime warranty, the Profile is suitable for everyday carry. Dive into our impressions after actively using the Profile for several months of concealed carry.

Read More »

Titan Survival SurvivorCord® Paracord Review

Titan Survival SurvivorCord® is a 550 paracord, but with more. The cord houses three special strands consisting of copper wire, fishing line, and waxed jute. We review this cord and give a full run-down. Perfect to have on hand for those “just in case” moments in the bush and elsewhere.

Read More »

Streamlight Stylus Pro AAA Penlight Review

The Streamlight Stylus Pro flashlight is an affordable must have for those who value flashlight options. Our review of the AAA penlight talks about experiences we had with using the 100 lumen LED light as an everyday carry for over a year. Easy to carry in a pocket or purse!

Read More »

Interview: Harold Heydt, Inventor of CigarMinder®

This interview with Harold Heydt, the inventor of a cool cigar holding device called the CigarMinder®, talks about the company’s 25+ years history. Heydt tells TSRs about a cigar accident that led to the creation of this versatile must-have for cigar smokers. The mind behind the CigarMinder®, Mr. Harold Heydt.

Read More »

Powertac M5 Gen 2 High Lumen Rechargeable Flashlight Review

This review of the Powertac M5 Gen two 2030 lumen ultra bright flashlight covers all the bases. The powerful everyday carry M5 delivers in many ways and is able to be recharged externally via a proprietary charger. M5’s use 18650 batteries that can also be charged in any compatible charger.

Read More »

Interview: Ken Ham, Founder of the Ark Encounter

Read our Q and A interview with Ken Ham, the Ark Encounter mastermind, and founder of Answers in Genesis-US. We explore some of the many facets of visiting a creation-type museum and how to approach such locations based on one’s own beliefs. We discuss “truth” and what it may mean.

Read More »

TACAMO® Solar Power Bank Portable Charger Review

If you live an active lifestyle this review of the TACAMO® portable solar power pack is worth a gander. With all kinds of auxiliary power options available for those on the go, how do you decide? Learn about the TACAMO® battery pack, and what to expect if you buy one.

Read More »

The Ark Encounter Review – Williamstown, Ky.

We visited the Ark Encounter in Williamstown, Kentucky and share our experiences here. Read about the life-size construction of Noah’s Ark, and about what you may learn during your visit. Find out more about the project, layout, and what to expect in our review of this biblical theme park location.

Read More »

CigarMinder® Cigar Clip – All Purpose Cigar Holder Review

Review of CigarMinder®, a device that allows cigar smokers to set down their cigars without fear. This clip allows users to clip their cigar securely and clamp it to something sturdy. Great for use while golfing, camping, fishing, or other activities where cigar lovers might be puffing on the go.

Read More »

The World’s Largest McDonald’s Review – Orlando, Fla.

Ever heard about the world’s largest McDonald’s in Orlando, Florida? There are videos showing the unique location, known as an “entertainment McDonald’s,” and they may entice you to visit it. Read our thoughts – the highs and the many places where they fell short. Spoiler alert, it’s just not all that.

Read More »
join our
email list!

Subscribe to be notified about new posts! Be sure to check your SPAM box if you don’t get the opt-in email.